PLEASE, please please, remind me to never do THAT again, will ya?
Yesterday was another day off, and I had big plans to spend it with a girlfriend I've known since what seems like the beginning of time. Thing is she had to cancel so I was left in a let-down-bummer-city type of situation with what felt like nothing to do.
Our plans just didn't seem as interesting if done solo.
Should I clean again?
Really?! Laundry never gets any funner, but there's always some to be done around here. Absolutely always. Despite the time of day it is, which is expensive time for all the hydro payers out there, I decide to put a load in just to have something to do. Sadness.
I noted that a big clean was needed in the upstairs bathroom. The downstairs one too... but being in the condition that it is at the moment (gutted) I'd say putting it together beforehand takes priority.
So I decided just to get to it. I went up there, took everything off of the vanity, sprayed it down and got to going to town. This bathroom has always made me cringe.
Despite everything going on elsewhere with our house, ever since we bought it, I've been thinking about the changes I'd do in this bathroom. An aged purple tub, toilet, and sink - despite their matching colours - is no match indeed. That's what we call a bad bingo my friends.
While, scrubbing, I decide to take off the faucet taps in order to clean them and the sink a little bit extra. Just remove the lid, and unscrew the handle off - voila! As I am cleaning the taps and their handles, I find myself cringing again. There is build up and corrosion happening all over the place.
Both at once.
It's like the metal had just melted from all the years of being within this ugly room saying 'I surrender, just replace me already'. Which brought me to an interesting thought... I've got brand new taps sitting in a box in the basement,
why not just replace them already?!
Wanting to properly think this through and not get into something I can't handle, I did what any self-respecting wannabe fixer would do, and called my Daddy. He's the Jack of all trades, who's really a Jim -
remember him?
Is this a far out there idea? Not at all.
Could I do it? Oh - I think so.
So I really just have to unscrew the water lines to the tap and remove the plastic top hat looking wing nuts holding the tap to the sink? Yep, just make sure to turn the water supply off and drain the lines first.
There it was, Dad thought it was no biggie. Me as well.
I was feeling amazing with my progress until I got to the part of removing the taps from the sink. Those plastic top hats were stuck. Without being able to unscrew them, this project was at a standstill.
I call Dad again.
Is there a secret to getting these things off? Oh I don't think so, they are probably just stuck from all the years of water, metal corrosion, and soap scum that tend to occur over the 30 years they have probably been in place.
That made sense to me. So I put my gloves back on and got to trying harder.
After many, many, failed attempts I felt defeated but confident that Boo would be able to take them off when he got home from work. Although my original idea was to have this all done before he got here, and say something like 'Look Hunny, I told you it would be an easy D.I.Y', I could settle for him helping me just a little.
Nope, they were stuck. He also had no luck. Remembering this tool I had seen online earlier, in all my researching efforts, that was actually made for aiding in the removal of those pesky things. I told Boo about it, and after some expelling of frustration, we were in the car and off to Home Depot.
Once back home I wanted to use the tool, thinking that I still wanted this to be my project, and if I could do it all solo, I sure wanted to continue with it.
Nope, neither I nor Boo could make either of those wing nuts budge - even with the tool.
Boo was so frustrated that he said 'removing the damn sink, and then once out, the wing nuts from the pipes would be easier.' He was beyond huffy and into mid removal when I said - well if we're taking the sink out to replace the taps, why not just replace the sink at the same time?!
Okkkay - now we are back at Home Depot buying a sink, that neither of us planned on at 8pm on a weeknight. All Boo is thinking about now is how he will be strangling me in my sleep if he doesn't get any soon. And 'That I better not pick out that eff'ing seashell one, cause he doesn't even like it for someone else's house let alone his own.'
Sink in Jeep, we ventured back.
Remove the old one - check. Not as easy as I thought, but then again, none of this really has been. Boo made sure to notify me over and over that it never is - and some of my ideas are often better off in my head. Right now I believe him. What the heck was I thinking when I thought this was a good idea?? I should have just ignored those taps and scrubbed the damn floor
(which I'd also like to replace).
One sink out, one sink in. It's hooked up! Check for drips. None at all. Oh my, this might turn out okay after all.
So where the old one had clamps to secure the sink to vanity, this porcelain one has none. It weeble-wobbled when you touch it, but the weeble didn't fall down. Awesome.
We caulk it, hoping that doing so will keep it somewhat secure. Not really thinking it will work, but praying it will hold us over until we figure something else out, some other day.
I lifted the sink, he got under it and caulked the shit outta it.
Test for drips again? Okay.
Not okay. Forget dripping - there was a downpour of water. In lifting the sink we must have broken a connection.
At that moment Boo was certifiable (again). He didn't ask for this - it's been a long day - why is he replacing a sink at 9pm on a work night?!! He's gotta be up a 5am - ffuckk this - we've got no water in here - two bathrooms down - I don't care!! Blah-blah-blah, he stormed off to the garage stomping his feet and slamming doors.
Shit. I sit down and start fiddling.
He comes back up sometime later, reeking like cigarettes. After I explain how to fix it, in my mind anyways, he says he wants back in the plumbers chair (drivers seat). He apologizes, and I do to. He reconnects the pipes, and we test the line. It's good, and we are both so very relieved.
Come this morning, we wake up early to have coffee together. We talk about the crazy of the night before, how much we love the new sink and tap combo - and I wonder if the caulking held? He tries to move the sink and it won't budge. It's awesome that the caulking actually worked so well.
Not so fast... Boo thinks it's slightly uneven - and wants to take it out tonight to reset it in place??!
Over my dead body.
s.l